The home of investicreative journalism
The ‘One Letter Better’ Concept
If you’re getting your news from a three-letter news channel, you’re not getting the real real news. Here at RRNN, we take that fourth letter seriously, making sure our readers get the real real news, as we present it. Our news is not spun to meet a political agenda. We realize that real real news does not need politics to make it interesting. In fact, it doesn’t need more than a shred of possible truth to be informative and creatively fascinating. The kind of story you want to share with your social media friends, just to make sure they also have the real real news from our investicreative journalists. As rockumentary guitar virtuoso, Nigel Tufnel might say,
“If you have a three-letter news channel, where else can you go? Well, nowhere really. With four letters, you can go one more, like really really.”
Investicreative Journalism
What is investicreative journalism? You’ve probably watched TV crime shows where the crack team of forensic investigators take the smallest shred of evidence, maybe just a fiber found in a city park, and with nothing else to go on, they create a story, a timeline, a suspect and a motive. From this they use their superb forensics lab expert to nail down the suspect and provide an ironclad case in which the criminal realizes he’s been totally outwitted and gives up – you know, just like in real life. Investigate and create, that is the spirit of investicreative journalism. From a tiny seed of possible truth, we create the news you want to hear - the real real news.
The Best Names from The Best Source
Our staff – We get the names of our crack team of investicreative journalists from a world-renown source for professional names in writing. If the name of one of our journalists sound familiar, it’s probably because you’ve seen their names in writing before, either at the helm of a breaking story, or as the protagonist in a great romance novel. These names are hand-picked by us as perfect for each assignment, be it local, international, or even in space. The names of our investicreators are always a perfect fit for the story. Who knows, maybe we even have a largish woman in a goth outfit and pigtails (who despite being somewhat homely is also kinda’ kinkily alluring) working in our lab to nail down the loose ends of the story, often before the story is even started. No other news source can match our speed at creating a story from virtually no evidence. We are really really that good.
Follow the Science
We follow the science – Here at RRNN, we believe in science. Our corporate mission follows a basic scientific principle, from one of the greatest scientists to ever place pen to paper, Douglas Adams,
“In an infinite universe, anything is possible.”
Therefore, anything we write most certainly is happening. Maybe not in Los Angeles, New York or Chicago, but somewhere in the infinite universe. It’s not fake news, it’s science. If you don’t believe us, ask a physicist.
Our Creative Minds
Tiffani
Sweet
Political expert - Having almost finished an associate degree in political journalism at the Taos Institute, this reporter discovered that she is really a unicorn. She then changed her name and received a large student loan to study the real world impact of mythical creatures. She spent that money having a unicorn horn implanted in her forehead. Her pronouns are she/her because she believes nothing says feminism like a rock hard 8" horn protruding from your body. Her student loan is still outstanding.
Chandelle
Steele
Action reporter - Chandelle is an action reporter extraordinaire. She was raised on the streets of Albuquerque and went to the same high school as Beavis and Butthead. She has a keen sense of situational awareness. No matter what the action is - from skydiving to hang gliding to getting frisky in an NFL locker room, Chandelle will go deep to bring you the story
Sheldon
Devaign
Science reporter - Since he was a small boy, this reporter excelled in things like model rockets and blowing school bathroom toilets off the walls. After prison, he took up journalism since there didn't seem to be many background checks done in the industry.
Deshawn
Brown
Sports expert - Playing street football and 'borrowing' money from convenience and liquor stores taught this reporter a total lack of fear and gave him an ability to create a great story to get his ass out of trouble in a pinch. He comes from a family of 8 kids.
Born from total exasperation.
Real Real News Network was founded with a mission to challenge the norm of traditional news reporting. In a world inundated with political slants and biased media, we embraced the absurd, aiming to entertain while informing. Our journey is built on the belief that absurdity can dissect serious topics and reveal underlying truths in a creative way. From its inception, RRNN has thrived on the wit of our writers, delivering real real takes on current events that entertain and provoke thought, creating a community of readers who appreciate a refreshing escape from the mundane. Come join us in our quest for the real real news!